How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox