How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox