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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox