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Why do we need to die?

Chickens

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.