Why do we need to die?

Chickens

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.