Why do we need to die?

Chickens

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Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.