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Why do we need to die?

Chickens

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread