How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.