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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut