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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.