They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
Mourning Wood
He liked his rhinos sunny side up.
A pasta-fist.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Cyrano de Burgerac!
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
Tango (tan go).
Because once go Mac you never go back.
Nobody ever compliments our back end
