They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
When the sandwich drops I'm sad.
Turn off the Playstation.
They blow when they get turned on.
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
Imagination
You need a knife to get in the box.
There's a clock on the stove.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Apparently 10 aren't enough:
Someone flipped it.
Flip it over
Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
Because she was too basic