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What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.