What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter