What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Anytime he wants to go.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.
It swags its tail.
What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Quarter pounder.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
