What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
An alligatorus
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Quarter pounder.
A double quarter pounder with cheese.