Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love