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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love