Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love