Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin