Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin