Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter