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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love