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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love