What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

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What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.