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Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!