A Pastafarian.
An impasta
Rasta Pasta.
They are both straight until it gets hot.
Impastas
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
Pesto chango
An impasta!
An Impasta
Pasta pasta, pasta.
Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.
Faux-teccine
Pasta la vista, baby!