What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine