Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!