Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice