Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.