Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

With a big wave

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.