Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

How do dogs order eggs at restaurants?

Pooched.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.