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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.