Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.