Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!