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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.