Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi