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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Gnocchi Jokes More Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.