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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi