Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft