Gnocchi
He had Gnocchi.
Because he has gnocchi
Because he had gnocchi.
Gnocchi.
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
They both contain locked up loonies!
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Forgetti Bolognese.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
A tuba-four
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Grand Theft Gelato
Where there is a fork in the road.
Yorkies
He wanted to finally get respecced.
Staple food to the ceiling!
He.
Because he was Messi
French Toast.