Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.