Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.