Gnocchi Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

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Because they're 90 degrees!

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Because he had a very large bill.

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There was no atmosphere

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

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He wanted to finally get respecced.

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By looking over your shoulder.

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.