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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.