What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.