What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

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NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things