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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!