What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.