What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.