Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.