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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white