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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.