Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.