Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.