Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.