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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.