What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

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What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.