What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.