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What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

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Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens