What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.