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What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.