What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.