What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove