What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.