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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".