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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!