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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.