Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
This is not a drill!
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
The screaming speed bumps
She was wearing mittens
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
A stillborn.
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
NASCAR
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
A stillborn
Because the sea weed. ha.
About 3 inches
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Scream) APPLE!!!
She was wearing mittens.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
Me.
Ray Charles answering the iron
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
Scream of mushroom!
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Leeches and scream.
And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
She was having contractions.
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
He ran out of patients.
A bus-load of babies on fire.
I-Scream!
An alarmed clock.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."
I Scream.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
She's afraid of heights.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
A smoke aLaama.
A positive pregnancy test.
Just before someone screams.
They have to use their Endor voices.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
She thought her maxi pad had wings
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
I'm udderly freezing!
It wears an aqua-fur.
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.
For the Halibut
Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Muuuuuuon
So we can both sound useless.
He can only stick to himself.
Short John Silver!
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
