Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
This is not a drill!
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
The screaming speed bumps
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
NASCAR
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
A stillborn
Because the sea weed. ha.
About 3 inches
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
(Scream) APPLE!!!
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
Me.
Ray Charles answering the iron
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
Scream of mushroom!
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Leeches and scream.
And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
She was having contractions.
He ran out of patients.
I-Scream!
An alarmed clock.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."
I Scream.
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Because he had to use the bathroom.
A smoke aLaama.
A positive pregnancy test.
Just before someone screams.
They have to use their Endor voices.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Because she used the other to sing
Turn the stool upside-down
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
Drowns.
Carbon dating.
Chicken caesar salad.
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
I'll let my friend answer that one:
