Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.