Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office