Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence