Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Mentally in-stable.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

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With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Annette.

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A widow.

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He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Silence of the Limbs

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Enjoy the silence.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office