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What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!