What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".