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Hammer Deodorant car?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

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What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.