What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.