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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.