Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.