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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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How do introverts feel within society?

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How does Hillary's email server feel?

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.