Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.