Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

How does Hillary's email server feel?

Removed

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What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.