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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

Removed

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.