Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif