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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison