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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently