Because he left his son.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Because he got Snowden!
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
May the force e-with you.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
