Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux