What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit