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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.