What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

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What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

Co-pper

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Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?

Har e-potter.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.