What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.