What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit