What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.