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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What's the Pope iTunes play-list name?

Pray-list.

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Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.