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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Equal Jokes More Equal Jokes

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25