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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the root?

Radical

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Equal Jokes More Equal Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25