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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Equal Jokes More Equal Jokes

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.