What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25