What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

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Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.