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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

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How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.