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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.