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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.