What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points