What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.