What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

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How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!