What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.