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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

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Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

Because their future is so bright

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.