Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Drinking Problem Jokes More Drinking Problem Jokes

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

What do you call a bee in a space rocket?

Bracket

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Red Eye Jokes More Red Eye Jokes

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.