Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Red Eye Jokes More Red Eye Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!