Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Aaaa Jokes More Aaaa Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.