Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Ayy Jokes More Ayy Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did X-Men's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!

What do you call a bee in a space rocket?

Bracket

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.