Fonz Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What is "The Fonz's" favorite breakfast?

Eeeeeeeeeeggs

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Drinking Problem Jokes More Drinking Problem Jokes

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.