Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.