Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

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Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

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What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!