What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.