What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!