What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.