What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.