What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*