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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.