Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.