Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Island Jokes More Island Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!