Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!