What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

Pho Queue Jokes More Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.