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What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

Pho Queue Jokes More Pho Queue Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.