What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe