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What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Pho Queue Jokes More Pho Queue Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.