Ugh Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What did the druggie do when he got acid?

Took some tums

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene

Odd Numbered Group Jokes More Odd Numbered Group Jokes

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

Pho Queue Jokes More Pho Queue Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue