Ugh Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

Po Jokes More Po Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year