Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Bowling Jokes More Bowling Jokes

What is a soup-lover's favorite sport?

Bowling

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess