Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

Bowling Jokes More Bowling Jokes

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

What is a soup-lover's favorite sport?

Bowling