Shoepremacy.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
Amputee
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing