What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.