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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What do you call a weak cup of tea?

Subtlety.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise