What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.