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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.