Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is