Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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How do pigs talk?

Swine language

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.