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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

How Pokemon Go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.