Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.