Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!