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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.