Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Previous Random Joke Next

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.