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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.