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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball