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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.