Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

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Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball