Lance Armstrong Jokes

What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

Http://cms.bsu.edu/

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.