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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.