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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)