Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.