Apologise Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff (I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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A vegetable soup

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.