Apologise Jokes

How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Cerebro Jokes More Cerebro Jokes

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise?

He says "Cerebro"

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

Surrey Jokes More Surrey Jokes

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Anthropologist Jokes More Anthropologist Jokes

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist