Apologise Jokes

How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Anthropologist Jokes More Anthropologist Jokes

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Academic Jokes More Academic Jokes

What do you call a vessel full of academics?

A scholarship

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist