Apologise Jokes

How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who's there! Cicero! Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Disabled People Jokes More Disabled People Jokes

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic