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Apologise Jokes

How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Anthropologist Jokes More Anthropologist Jokes

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it