Apologise Jokes

How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What do you call a vessel full of academics?

A scholarship