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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving Jokes More Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.