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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Lend it to Greece.

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The Significant Others just want babies.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

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Teaching the chicken to cook

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Cheech Marinade!

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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