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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.