Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...