Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Lost

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Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

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Putin: "Turkey"

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God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...