He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
The Pirates always lose.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
The time God took to cook us
With a pita pan.
Cold turkey.
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Because thyme heals all wounds.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Because someone stole his boat.
