Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.