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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.