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Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo