Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs