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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.