What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite