What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.