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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)