What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!