What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.