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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!