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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.